Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
It was confusing and full of hummus
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Randomize
