just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
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