This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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