Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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