you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
