I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Will exercising make me less horny?
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