fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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