your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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