why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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