drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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