remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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