How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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