oh god the rape fog is back!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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