Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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