absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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