She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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