as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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