whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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