so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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