making cat noises will not fix the situation.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
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