i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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