Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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