weddingsv make me drug and hornr
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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