i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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