She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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