i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Randomize
