Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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