Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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