what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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