From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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