you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
True but thats because hes a fetus.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
My vagina just recognized that song.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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