Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
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