would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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