And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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