i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She bit a glass in half.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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