is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
love makes seman taste better
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Randomize
