Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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