We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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