How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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