I'm drive I can fine osifer
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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