I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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