If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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