absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
