Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Randomize
