Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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