your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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