she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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