Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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