You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
