Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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