I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I will pee on everything he values.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
