dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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