playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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