we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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