i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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